Author: Guede Mazaka
Rating: NC-17. BDSM, d/s, sex toys, inappropriate use of Reno’s rod.
Pairing: Cloud/Vincent Valentine, Cloud/Tseng, Cloud/Sephiroth, Cloud/Rufus Shinra, Cloud/Lazard Deusericus, Cloud/Reno, Cloud/Genesis Rhapsodos, Cloud/Angeal Hewley. Maybe a hint of Aeris/Tifa and Aeris/Elena, if you don’t blink.
Wordcount: 32,000 words
Feedback: Good lines, typos, etc.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Crackfic time-travel satire AU. I mean, Cloud gets a harem. For serious.
Summary: Jaded time-traveler Cloud pops into a really alternate universe.